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*english subtitles by minikpop**we do not own the video, however the subs are ours. please do not distribute it and upload a new video using our subs!* zero pd: we will start recording now~ (white studio) (white studio + red pig) (white studio + red pig + blue pig) mcs: everyone! hello~ weekly idol!!! (this outfit... we've seen this too many times)doni: this week's weekly idol... coni: a very daebak news! doni: i'm red team's leader, jung hyungdon~
coni: i'm blue team's leader, yoo daejoon~doni: happy to see you~ doni: our outfit today is like we are cheering for red team and blue team doni: let's start with this week's big news first, we will talk about it~ / coni: hot news! doni: these news shocked the music world! doni: there are two big teams who are having a comeback this week doni: firstly, you would know that this is the legendary group when you hear this name~ / coni: it will make you feel fired up! doni: shinhwa! they are having a come back~ doni: our shinhwa's member, shin hyesung, promised us that they will come to weekly idol again coni: they are coming back with all the members together
doni: shinhwa comeback~ doni: we are waiting for them to come on weekly idolconi: we are looking forward to it! doni: and there's another big group, right? doni: the only group who can be considered as shinhwa's rival~ doni: hyungdon & daejoon's comeback~coni: that's right! coni: this time iu is featured in our song, "choice" doni: but it was eliminated from the chart faster than i expected coni: but we still made it to the chart anyway! coni: iu, thank you so much~doni: thank you, iu, we, the red team and blue team will keep supporting you!
doni: let's shout out our slogan~ mcs: this week's idol!!! doni: shinhwa! doni: hyungdon & daejoonie... doni: they are the representatives of boy groups~ (the red team's leader's has no shame) coni: why? if we are not the representatives, who else would it be? doni: i was embarrassed when i said that we are a boy group~ it's like i committed a huge crime or something coni: but we are not girl group too
(of course you're embarrassed! you were talking gibberish in front of these young girls...) doni: i wonder if this girl group will be shinhwa and hyungdon & daejoonie's only rival~ doni: this is my first time meeting them~ coni: yes, they have been here for the 3rd time! coni: but there was always a change of mcs whenever they come coni: because the mcs always change~doni: that's why they are comfortable in the waiting room coni: the important thing is, even though this is their 3rd time here coni: but they don't have any legendary scenes in variety shows yet coni: so, many people are waiting for this
coni: to see if hyungdon can upgrade their variety skills~ coni: it will be great if both of you meet up(no jam brothers are looking forward to it) doni: see them once with your eyes, listen to them twice with your ears! doni: best of the best, twice!!! (variety don-doctor, we are here to look for you) (the blue team's leader is especially happy today) (reaction fairies: kind girls with wings) (introduction fairies, pig language explosion) twice: one in a million! hello, we are twice!
coni: are you doing well? (overeacting to be kind) coni: our dahyunie~ (the red team's leader is feeling awkward at this current position) coni: chaeyoung-ah, how are you? coni: do you even know what this is~~~~~ (very excited) (lost)coni: ohayo~ (kind idols are laughing at every word) coni: do you know these? x2 hahaha~ doni: i have no idea what you are talking about at all! i can't even try to butt in!
coni: we already know each other, why are you still wearing the name tags? doni: do twice still need name tags? coni: take away your name tags, we will just... doni: i'm talking! (so funny! indeed don-master...) doni: i am already busy from looking at them and their name tags! coni: jeongyeonie~ do you know gong seung yeon? the actress? you don't know right? doni: of course i know(his eyes are showing that he didn't know) doni: she's gong seung yeon's daughter, right?
(oh my god) (yoo sisters, we are sorry about that...) coni: of course not doni: that's how well i know them~ i need some time to know twice more! coni: this is your fourth time appearing~ coni: who was your 1st mc? twice: sunggyu sunbaenim~ doni: that kid can't even take care of himself! doni: who was the 2nd one?coni: the 2nd one is...
twice: heechul sunbaenim~(twice 2nd appearance mc chulie & hani) (we miss you, hee siblings are you doing well?)coni: i think they took loads of photos together~ doni: who does he like? / coni: momo! (heechul's related word in a search engine: momoring~) doni: is momo your real name? momo: yes / doni: what?*sad momo has a sore throat tt* coni: seems like momo is sick (momo is fighting against the flu virus now) (i've heard there are japanese here...)doni: the japanese friends...
(me) (me) (me)coni: you should guess it! coni: ah! why did you guys tell him! we could've made him guess! (he even mixed up the names....)doni: momo... nana... sana... nayeon...*nana omfg lololol* (twice beginner is trying to break the wall)doni: why are there so many?coni: nayeon is not japanese~ (twice beginner is trying to break the wall) coni: the japanese members are... coni: momo, mina, sana(momoring) (minasang) (sanabbyong) doni: honestly i heard a lot about you (silence with unity)
(talking with their eyes, "what...is it?") doni: excuse me... (how could there be an awkward silence during a broadcast!) (after coming back for 4 weeks, this is a twice crisis!) coni: they are no joke, right? they are not the ordinary girls! (sorry) doni: "i heard a lot about you", normally you would respond: "what is it?" doni: but all of them were like this in unity... doni: after recording this, you can take selfie with me(this is your 1st time seeing an entertainer right?)
(silent laughter explosion) doni: "you are quieter than i expected" doni: "these friends have nothing to say" doni: you received these kind of comments~ what do you think, leader jihyo? is this true? jihyo: when the 9 of us are together, we are really noisy and playful mcs: because you're shy? / jihyo: i think so~ doni: who is the most active member? jihyo: nayeon unnie~coni: nayeon is the least shy? (hearing it for the first time)coni: nayeon is the least shy?
doni: how is her personality? jihyo: first of all, she has a lot of aegyo~ (me?) (nayeon-ah we believe in you...) (silent aegyo explosion) [it's hard for a variety master to handle these girls too!]coni: aren't you making it too hard on her? coni: you have to wait for her to get ready then ask her to show us the aegyo! (pupils shaking) doni: they probably can't do right away because they are shy
doni: let's do aegyo to a situation~ doni: we have this right? the...coni: gwiyomi? doni: i dream... i dreamed... mcs: i dreamed! i dreamed a ghost! mcs: do you know this?(yes i know) coni: this aegyo is kinda outdated... doni: i'm still living in 2015 (silent understanding explosion) doni: once again, please do the ghost aegyo~
nayeon: i dreamed! x2 i dreamed a ghost~ (her aegyo is amazing) (don-doctor approves 100% success)doni: it really seemed like you dreamed of a ghost~ coni: dahyun, you looked like you will be good at this dahyun: i dreamed! i dreamed a ghost... (seems like dahyun need another medication) (hing) doni: this is my 1st time meeting twiceconi: how do you feel? doni: they are full of charms (soul 0g)
doni: i think the recording for tonight will be very long (until now, this girl is still laughing silently) doni: this is twice's comeback after a long time, right? twice: it's been 6 months~ doni: wow you rested for a long time! doni: the... doni: this is after the song, right? (no way...)coni: what song do you think it was? coni: please tell us what song it was
doni: chorup baby~ (ohhh) doni: cheer up right? coni: before that? doni: wasn't that their debut song?! (song hint) doni: like ooh-ahh! coni: yes~ like ooh-ahh~ doni: what is the latest title song about?
jeongyeon: we came back with a song called ttdoni: tt? chaeyoung: the letter tt (cry cry) coni: so cute~doni: what kind of song is tt? jeongyeon: it's a song about... one-sided love doni: wait, seems like you don't know your song coni: did you just record the song yesterday? (uneasy) (uneasy) doni: is there no one who could introduce the song?
dahyun: the guy doesn't know our feelings, "you're so bad" "tt", like this~ (yes yes) doni: will this be your 1st time performing this song?twice: yes (underground 3rd floor 1st reveal twice tt)doni: let's listen to it! (from her expression, confidence boom boom) doni: we will evaluate it calmly / twice: okay mcs: music please! tt!(1st reveal: tt #twice) (shalala byong byong byong) (twice intro dance showing jyp flowers)
doni: our red team is doing goodconi: blue team fighting! (it always starts with nayeon) (a-ing) (a-ing) (3:3:3 too pretty! it's cheating!) (pleased) (shyshyshy fairy enters) (i'll give you my hearteu~) (cute) (cute) (the dance is eye catching)
(the music is going through our ears) (the dance matches the lyrics)♫ the more i try to push you away ♫ (girly expressions addition) (finally, the highlight part is here) (killing part: "you're so bad" x2) (unhappy) (twice is so cute, it's cheating) (at this moment, tzuyu-ssi is so chic) (expecting tt to be daebak this time as well)
doni: that's really...twice is really... (doni is loving the killing part)doni: you're so bad! you're so bad! (wow good) doni: so that's the performance of tt~ doni: this is unavoidable~ doni: it's the random play dance time again~ they did this right? doni: did you succeed? / twice: no we didn't doni: so you didn't get any present, right? twice: yes
doni: you can have present this time (although they are not talking: excited + happy to the max) doni: what is the thing you want the most in your dorm? chaeyoung: what is it? twice: massage machine~ doni: oh, momo~ doni: "massage machine"*hahahahahaha* doni: i thought it was my father speaking momo: this is not my voice originally
(seems like momo really want it so much...) coni: where do you want to massage? shoulder massage machine or what? (here) (here) doni: your shoulder hurts?momo: yes doni: her sore shoulders indicate that she's always stressed doni: honestly... doni: all the members please close your eyes doni: close your eyes momo: this isn't it
doni: what is not it?! doni: what? i didn't even say anything yet! what do you think i wanted to do? coni: she told you not to do it~ "it's not like that" x2 (predicting a future uneasiness) doni: it's because your shoulders hurt~ don't worry! doni: everybody please close your eyes now! do not open your eyes! (closing their eyes) doni: honestly~ doni: you have to open your eyes!
(innocent) momo: ah! me? doni: momo has to open her eyes x2 doni: other members please close your eyes (nervous)doni: honestly! (nervous) (nervous)doni: i, because of this friend, doni: i, because of this friend, doni: i received stress / coni: hahahahaha
(it's not me, right...?) coni: point out the member~ (took the bait at once) (the cause of momo's sore shoulders, jeongyeon is chosen) doni: who? doni: jeongyeonie? momo: how could you say that~(what am i supposed to do?) doni: why jeongyeon? (embarrassed) (i'm watching you <_<)momo: because we are roommates
momo: she's good at cleaning momo: so she wants me to clean too (ah... friend...)coni: because she's good at cleaning coni: so she wants you to clean with her together momo: she's like a mother doni: honestly, who are the members who don't clean up? coni: the members who always stacking, the collecters jeongyeon: there are two of them, right? doni: everyone except jeongyeon, please close your eyes
doni: "our dorm is always messy because of these members" doni: who is the top one? (heart pounding) (strongly declines, "it's not me") (blank) (aha)coni: who is the another one? (twice's dorm collector no.1 sana) (twice's dorm collector no.2 nayeon) (even if the sky is falling down, they won't feel embarrassed)
(hehet) mcs: it's not momo x2 doni: there are members who are messier than momo (seems like she knows who they are)momo: i think i know doni: we will keep it as a secret doni: because you might fight each other during your promotion activities~ (the happy girls who don't know anything) doni: you have 3 chances doni: if you succeed in one try, of course we are not giving you 9 massage machines~
doni: massage machine, you can get 3 of them~ (i like massage machine) (whispering) doni: jeongyeon & sana, what are you doing? mcs: you were apologizing? (shocked) jeongyeon: i'm sorry! sana: i have something to say!(sana feels wronged, volume explosion) coni: nayeon too!
nayeon: me too? nayeon: why me?(feeling betrayed) (facing the wall because she's sorry) sana: because i came from japan sana: although i stayed in korea for 4 years sana: but my life luggage is over there nayeon: why me? jeongyeon: she has a lot of clothes and luggage doni: do sana & nayeon share the same room?twice: yes
(no wonder~)doni: that's why~ (hmpf) (sob........) (expect to be a daebak: tt #twice) (dance dance with the speed of god) (one two) (lively) coni: the song is so good! (part jump)
(big chaos) (peace after finding their position) (random play dance you're so bad) coni: good job! (confidence boom boom) (the door to random hell has opened: cheer up #twice) (moving to their own position success) (what is this) (acting naturally while matching the dance)
(thick-faced nayeon) (look at her...) (as everyone moves) (as everyone moves, the red one is catching attention) coni: jeongyeonie x3 (finally found a mistake) (did...you see that?) mcs: jeongyeon is really, "you're so bad" x2 (sorry my members...)
coni: one massage machine is gone doni: massage machine, because of jeongyeon you can't have it momo: then we will get two of them mcs: two, two, then we will give you two of them (good job my friend) doni: this time, betting for two massage machines~ (kyaaa) (try to succeed at random dance: like ooh-ahh #twice) (focusing on the dance)
(the massage machine is mine) (one two one two) (i'm looking at you, eagle eyes are working hard) (cheer up #twice) (feels like they will succeed) (but jeongnam's laugh is strange)*jeongnam = mina's korean nickname* (especially this girl) (failed to see it) (let's do well twice: like ooh-ahh #twice)
(half of them are finding position, half of them are jumping) (i'm the dancing top student jihyo) (after finding their positions, doing the ooh-ahh dance) (quietly looking at each other) (firstly jump at the correct timing) (don't cry: tt #twice) (nayeon x jeongyeon dance collision accident) (accident scene replay) (after the accident, jeongyeon has lost her mind)
(we are looking at jeongyeon) (jeongyeon-ah be serious: cheer up #twice) (after jeongyeon found her soul, moves to the front) (the big sister is being led to the correct position by dubu) (we see that this time) nayeon: i shouldn't be here! (whose position is here? twice dance reflection) coni: i saw dahyun pushed nayeon! coni: nayeon is really, "you're so bad!" x2
dahyun: unnie was here~doni: this is your last chance! (am i wrong?) doni: if you didn't push her~ coni: why did you push her? dahyun: because the fans are watching us, they will think we are wrong doni: so this time we'll be betting one massage machine~ doni: you just have to do this for 5 turns coni: can you success in 5 turns?(no confidence) doni: lastly, for one massage machine, twice will be doing the random play dance
mcs: music please! / doni: 5 turns!(no.1: tt #twice) (starts lively - success) (relaxed) (sana byong) (sana byong heart byong) (no.2: cheer up #twice) (nayeonie again...??) (big sister's dubvigation) (jeongyeonie too...??)
(thick-faced jeongyeon) doni: something is strange~ (awaited zoruzima) (acts like she doesn't know) (no.3: cheer up part jump) (dubvigation is leading jeongyeon this time) (already sitting down) doni: why does jeongyeon sit down 1st? (because they are embarrassed, behind tzuyu)
(dahyun byong) (no.4: cheer up part jump again) (moving position with no accident) (just act naturally) (just act naturally, like you didn't dance it wrong) (no.5: tt #twice) (i found my position shyshyshy) (you're so bad) (you're so bad) (until the end, matching the dance perfectly)
(if we did it like this, the massage machine should be ours) doni: twice success! (mansae massage machine) (yahoo it ended) coni: momo, congratulations~ (next corner gogogo) doni: with twice, rewriting profile with doni! (together with doni, twice profile a/s time) doni: because jeongyeon has to film inkigayo, so she couldn't record with us~
doni: let's start with our leader jihyo~ doni: you dreamed to have a hip-hop unit with nayeon, sana & dahyun?coni: really?! jihyo: yes... doni: is this your first time hearing it too? coni: have you practiced it before? doni: are you in charge of rap? jihyo: no, i'm vocal coni: when you did the internet live broadcast, you said you want to rap, right? coni: yeah that one! why can't you guys remember it? did you guys forget?
(the producers are having goosebumps) doni: let's do it once by following your feels nayeon: i will do beatbox and the kids will rapmcs: okay nayeon: do it faster, okay? coni: don't feel embarrassed, since you guys did this before anyway~ jihyo & dahyun: this is our 1st time~doni: you did this already, right? dahyun: in v app... / nayeon: we planned to do it (ah~ so you can just do it now~) (this is the 1st reveal too)
(nasajida hot debut) nayeon: i'm shaking (hip-hop fairy nasajida is coming) (main beatboxer nayeon) (rapdubu enters)dahyun: yo! if you hate my song, don't listen to it! (she's not laughing, this is beatbox) dahyun: my name, dahyun! dahyun: we came to weekly idol dahyun: it's been a long time(what should we do? so shy...)
dahyun: i'm a happy dahyun (the situation is bad, sana enters) (but her confidence is nowhere to be found)sana: yo! without sana, there's no reason to live~ sana: it doesn't matter if you don't buy our album... coni: buy or do not buy? (finally godjihyo enters) jihyo: i'm here! i'm godjihyo! (the rap unit is just saying whatever they can think of) jihyo: we are back!
(does not care enough to match up with the rapper, i'm just doing my job) doni: wait x3 doni: the beatbox is so loud, how can i hear her? (the beatbox master is being too greedy) coni: the beatbox is just "bagabugu bagabugu" (embarrassed) doni: you are so noisy! doni: firstly, it's really lucky that... doni: this will not play during the broadcast
(nasajida legendary shocking debut stage) doni: don't feel bad, are you okay? doni: are you okay? coni: what were the lyrics? dahyun: i can't remember... dahyun: if you hate my song, don't listen to it dahyun: my name is dahyun dahyun: i'm here dahyun: i'm happy because i'm in weekly idol after a long time
coni: every sentence ends with dahyun? hahaha doni: how about jihyo? doni: i came~ doni: excuse me...but aren't you just playing around with your name? jihyo: i'm godjihyo... doni: how about sana? sana: without sana, there's no reason to live... huh huh (panic hyoleader) doni: what she meant was, you can decide to buy this album or not~ just don't buy it!(bully master enters)
coni: because after all it will have big sales~ doni: this hip-hop unit...coni: it's okay, you can sit down nowdoni: good job x2 (warm applause) doni: it's lucky that jihyo is just dreaming about it~ (let this nasajida debut happen in your dream...) doni: who's the next member? mcs: tzuyu~ doni: special skills, a barking communication with nayeon doni: you did this in another program last time but it was cut out!
coni: i was there last time too! coni: i didn't say anything because i knew it would be cut off from the broadcast doni: how could you be like this! you should've helped them! they gave it their all! / coni: i can't~ doni: whatever it takes, we will try our best to save this from being cut from the broadcast, we will save you doni: do it like what you did last time, with nayeon~ mcs: start~ (namongie & tzumongie start their dog language) (it's getting embarrassing as they do the dog voice) (panic because this is out of his expectation)
(we believe you don-doctor) doni: i know what are they talking about doni: nayeon said, "be happier~ work harder for it~" doni: and tzuyu said, "i tried but i can't~" doni: and nayeon said, "work even harder~" coni: i'm sorry, but no matter how you repackage it...doni: it's useless! mcs: this special skill is really, "you're so bad!" x2 doni: please save these dogs~ mcs: please save this~
tzuyu: ah! (why! what! what!) coni: this is her 1st time!(tzuyu-ssi's audio is finally working) coni: 1st time! / doni: what? x3 please tell us! tzuyu: chaeyoung & i currently did a... mcs: what was that? x3 tzuyu: ppap~ (doniconi know the latest trend too) doni: that video currently~
tzuyu: many people did that tzuyu: so chaeyoung & i... doni: there's a dance right? (weekly idol 5 year mcs ahjussis) (kyaa) doni: you have watched the boy group version just now, show us the girl group version now~ (chaengtzu foodies unit debut 1st stage) (doom chit) (expression is on point)
(i have a pen~ i have an apple~) (adding together, apple pen~) (so fun) (uh i have pineapple pen too~) (apple pen~ pineapple pen~) (this is a festival song) (joy boom boom) (everybody kongjjak~ kongjjak~) (this is chaengtzu version ppap)
(chaengtzu collaboration ppap) doni: what you watched just now was boy group and girl group version of ppap~ doni: let's go to the next member~ coni: nayeon~ doni: famous oh my girl trashconi: currently, oh my girl... coni: many girl groups are falling in love with them doni: why? x4 coni: they are cute, right? / nayeon: yes?doni: who is your favorite member? nayeon: i like all of them very much, we even took selfies when we met last time too
doni: really? with who? nayeon: hyojung sunbaenim~ nayeon: arin sunbaenim~coni: hani likes arin too, right? doni: why? what makes you love them so much? nayeon: we are not that kind of group who are cute and know a lot of aegyo nayeon: but they are like a real girl group which is really cute~ nayeon: their original personalities are already cute~ doni: is our nayeon really an oh my girl trash?coni: yes doni: let's check it out, by doing oh my girl cover dance~
doni: music please!(heart pounding) (windy day #oh my girl) (she knows the dance, another oh my girl trash) (dance is loading) (she's good...?) (perfect with the details) (im juice pang pang) (liar liar #oh my girl) (another oh my girl trashes)
(matches perfectly like it's her own dance) (tzuyu knows oh my girl dances too) (closer #oh my girl) (you are an oh my girl trash, approved)doni: cover dance success! nayeon: i didn't do this for a long time doni: seems like nayeon did worst for the random play dance just now? coni: she know the dances because she likes them doni: she succeeded at every oh my girl song but she failed at all of her songs doni: who you like the most? arin?
nayeon: i like all of them~ doni: say something to arin~ doni: it's okay x2 nayeon: we did "a-ing" and took selfies together last time, thank you very much~ nayeon: i will buy tasty foods for you~ doni: seems like she really loves them~ doni: next member / coni: momo~ doni: our momo~ doni: because momo came from japan, so her korean is not really good~
doni: how much did she improved? doni: not just momo doni: our tzuyu, momo, sana, mina doni: let's see how much did they improved~ (misamotzu is in danger) doni: it's not a listening and writing test~ coni: you just have to answer it correctly~ mcs: let's see what's the question~ doni: cutting (?) with a blade, what should it be in the blank?
tzuyu: what is "cutting"? mcs: "cutting"? ssuak! (curious) mina: ah, i don't know this~ doni: the hint is, it's only one word doni: let's start with mina! doni: using a blade~ / coni: cutting what? mcs: cutting stomach with a blade! (mina x momo connecting each other by wireless network)
coni: cutting stomach with a blade~ coni: is it the edible one?*bae in hangul = stomach = pear* mina: no / coni: real stomach? / mina: yes coni: why was that your answer? mina: samurai? a blade is what a samurai will usually carry~ doni: it makes sense~ doni: our momo too? cutting stomach with a blade~ coni: the feel of a samurai~ (tzuyu doesn't know anything)
coni: our osaka friend~ / doni: sana~ 1, 2, 3! mcs: cutting neck with a blade! coni: samurai again! indeed a samurai! (this is not the answer...?) (increased confidence after watching her unnies) doni: tzuyu~ seems like she has no confidence mcs: 1, 2, 3! mcs: using a blade~ mcs: cutting "ssuak"!*a voice of cutting something*
(the answer is different but they have the same feel) (sob, this is not the answer too) (playing excitedly) coni: like cutting grass! doni: tzuyu is so creative~ (shy) doni: what's the correct answer? can the members tell them? doni: dahyun, what's the correct answer? dahyun: water!doni: cutting water with a blade, what does it mean?
dahyun: it's useless to cut the water with a blade right? the meaning of this proverb is it's useless coni: everyone, use a blade to cut the stomach and neck, ssuak! doni: next question, enemies meet at (?) coni: do you know what is "enemies"? "enemies" is... doni: the people who doesn't get along together (aha) coni: where did they meet? coni: mina, it's not one word (it's an abnormal answer again)
mcs: here we go~ doni: tzuyu, are you finished? (full of confidence) mcs: let's start with mina, "enemies"! mina: meet on the street...mcs: meet on the street! coni: they can meet on the street too!coni: it's possible! (satisfied)*so cute* (she wrote a different answer) mcs: tzuyu, "enemies"!
mcs: meet in the washroom! doni: how do they meet in the washroom? tzuyu: i saw this in dramas, when people argue, they always go to the washroom together coni: meet in the washroom and argue!doni: yes! x2 coni: "you! come to the washroom!", like this~ (seems like this is the correct answer...) mcs: momo, "enemies!" mcs: meet at the shooting scene! (so much fun)
(happy) (i think my hangul is a little better...) coni: so did you meet your enemy at the shooting scene? yes or no? momo: no coni: but why did you write that? momo: seems like there will be enemies coni: where do the enemies meet? sana~ doni: sana, 1, 2, 3~ mcs: enemies meet in heaven!
(indeed a positive-thinking person) doni: they meet after they passed away~ sana: because they have a bad relationship, so they should meet each other nicely in the heaven~ coni: i see~ "enemies meet in heaven", it's such a good sentence~ doni: so we have done the proverb test with the 4 foreign members~ doni: let's continue with another member~ coni: sana! doni: she has a lot personal skills, imitating a bird, imitating a hamster, clapping hands fast (sesese) doni: what is imitating a bird?
sana: imitating a bird, actually... sana: my voice can't be heard in the morning sana: and it sounds like a bird sana: "ah, that's it!", i thought like that*she took that as a personal skill lol sana* doni: how does it sounds? sana: like a parrot? the bird with many colors chaeyoung: parrot / doni: parrot! (then let us see once) [the voice of a colorful parrot in the house]
doni: okay, that can't be a personal skill~ coni: we will cancel this~ sana: hamster...because many people said that i looked like a hamster~ doni: then show us comfortably~ [imitating a hamster] (looking at them) (sana again...) doni: next, how fast can your hands clap? coni: sana, how about imitating a shiba dog?
coni: she looks like a shiba dog coni: it's cute doni: really? [imitating a shiba dog] doni: kawaii~ / coni: totally kawaii desune~ sana: i still have some more sana: in the morning, when my voice is not coming out sana: i will do the phone vibrating sound (firstly act like it's special)
(uncle's smile) (the members couldn't bare to see it)*michaeng moment* (serious) (why is everyone reacting like that...?) coni: she's cutedoni: i'm asking you this because i'm curious doni: if you are doing this in a japan variety show, what would the mcs do? sana: i think i will get beaten up doni: like this? coni: it's okay, you're cutedoni: let's continue with the next member~
doni: mina~ doni: you learned ballet for 11 years? / mina: yes doni: then your ambition must be to be a ballerina~ mina: because i learned it in a young age, it became my habit mina: so i didn't think about that doni: something like "point"? "tour"?(he knows the professional words) doni: our mina~ this is "point"! "point"! (looking forward) doni: touching the floor with her toes~
mina: yes, "point" is like this(elegant bare feet) mina: standing on toes~(overflowing ballerina feel) doni: did you do this too, mina? (kicks) (doni please come back...) doni: what was that called? / mina: should i do it? doni: music please! [black swan mina's bgm: swan lake] (elegant)
(high class dance) (totally miraculous) (orange swan's turn with different quality) (looking from the front or top, it's high class too) coni: good, continue~ (elegant wings) (her strength is not decreasing despite her bare feet) (the mcs are stoned) doni: this is the ending x2
doni: do the finale gorgeously! (flawless finale) (it's like a beautiful drawing) doni: she's flying! doni: this is so good!(perfect until the end) (very proud of mina) doni: your score is... coni: it will be revealed after 60 seconds doni: she's really great!(good job good job)
(alluring ballerina) doni: is there any other member who learned ballet too? jihyo: tzuyu / doni: tzuyu!coni: tzuyu learned ballet too~ doni: how long did you learn it?tzuyu: 1 year... doni: 7 years!*they heard it wrong hahaha* coni: you have to do it unconditionally if you learned more than 4 years doni: what will tzuyu show us? doni: tzuyu is ready, music please! (bwaha)
(kkkkkkkkkkkkk) (eventually couldn't hold in their laughter) (rhythmic opening) (although everyone is looking, she doesn't care, jump jump) (shaking) (slowly starts again) (the last stage of elegance) (orange swan's stomach is about to explode) coni: why are you like that? it should be like this~
doni: let's see the next member~(so funny kkk) coni: it's dahyun~doni: dahyun debuted with her cheesy acting~ you did? (shy)coni: ah! during chuseok? dahyun: you watched it?coni: the comment that made everyone flutter?dahyun: yes that's right! (dahyun: you learned dancing before?) (together win eunwoo, visuals bboom bboom) (together win eunwoo, visuals bboom bboom)(dahyun: from today onwards, this will be our first day together~) *screams in embarrassment* coni: first day~
doni: i thought the first day was real! (he thought it was a web drama based on true events) (is it possible to act this scene with defconn?)doni: can you act this scene with defconn ssi? (cloudy mood) (what to do) doni: let's go! (eunwoo => coni; male lead visuals decreased rapidly)*savage af* dahyun: it's my first time renacting it again after my debut...doni: you'll be okay! / coni: that's okay! dahyun: but this scene wass when i was captivated by the male lead's dance...
dahyun: so my line was: "you learned dancing before?" dahyun: please start off by dancing~ coni: is there no music? (special cameo coni: dahyun who made our heart flutter) (coni is absorbed in tt's dance)*isn't this russian roulette's dance? xd* (dance) (dance) (even though it's really hard for her to grasp her emotions in this situation,) doni: she's captivated! x3 (dahyun fell in love at first sight with coni's dancing) (holding in her laughter)
(kekekeke) dahyun: fconn ah~ / coni: oh you're here~ dahyun: you learned dancing before? (imaginary story: when she's actually captivated by coni's dancing) (audience who are suffering because of the acting) dahyun: from today onwards, this will be our first day together~ *eeek* (this person is at least a genius in acting) (her acting was a success even under a horrible condition)
nayeon: they are together~twice: they are together~ x2 (she actually did it! acting genius actor du) (she actually did it! acting genius actor du)coni: "at this level, i can act like this too!" coni: "at this level, i can act like this too!" (little unnie's strong recommendation)doni: "my acting is quite good too!" (next up tzuyu was chosen!)doni: oh our tzuyu! coni: this time! (this time's male lead is doni!) (from coni to doni)(today, this is an extreme job at least: -twice ver.-)coni: i'll leave the good thing to you!
(special cameo doni: tzuyu that blew us away) (actor don who is already prepared) (she got scared because of the male lead's exaggerated dance)tzuyu: ah i can't do this... (dance god)(dance king) (is this the heart flutter they were talking about?) (annyeong! i am doni!) (annyeong! i am doni! from now on i will be the cause of your heart attack) tzuyu: yah! / doni: what? tzuyu: from today onwards, this will be our first day together!
(not understanding)doni: huh? what? coni: first day! / tzuyu: today is our first day together! (kekeke) (unable to overcome the language barrier~ a tragic love story)doni: your point is? what are you talking about? tzuyu: today is our first day of dating~ (gangster-like pose)doni: may i ask who are you?tzuyu: your girlfriend... doni: you're my girlfriend? doni: who are you? tzuyu: i am tzuyu from twice!*hahahaha so innocent*
(ending the love story at their first meeting)doni: tzuyu from twice? doni: okay let's look at the next person~ (innocent)mcs: chaeyoung-ie~ doni: her individual skill is donald duck imitation~ doni: ah this one! there were many imitations of donald duck! we will evaluate you very strictly! chaeyoung: rather than saying it's a donald duck imitation, it's more of a wild duck~ doni: wild~ wild duck imitation~ (transformed into a wild duck)coni: hahahahahah doni: oh so cute! ><
doni: but it felt like the duck was getting stepped on! (you win) doni: you're good at making sounds with your mouth right? you can use your mouth to make a window wiping sound? / chaeyoung: yes i can! coni: isn't the window wiping sound like "kkikki"? chaeyoung: yes that's right! i am imitating the sound it will make when you wipe the window~ *hahahhahaaha dying* (variety rookie's enthusiasm: quietly following) coni: does't that sound more like a monkey?! (according to different people, this might actually sound like a monkey instead)
doni: what was that?! let's listen to do it again! (a more intense window wiping) (need to hear it twice before acknowledging it)coni: after hearing it for the second time, the imitation became more clear~ (chaengie's cuteness explosion)doni: chaeyoung-ie is very cute! (this is... monkey wiping the windows) (this is.... monkey wiping the windows)doni: hehehehehehehehehe doni: actually, twice's rewriting profile corner is over~ doni: we finished every activity with twice for the broadcast~ jihyo?: aw what a pity!doni: it's a pity right? x2
doni: we will make up the pitifulness! (what is it?)doni: please wait for a while! (please wait for a while, kids!)coni: we will be back soon! doni: you can even go fix your makeup! (wait a minute~)doni: you can even go fix your makeup! coni: please wait comfortably~ doni: you can talk among yourselves~ (very confused and lost)jihyo: what would it be? (first broadcast situation like this in 2 years)
(mc-nims! where did you go?)(flustered variety rookies) (5 minutes has passed) zero pd: right now, it's time for hyungdon & daejoon-ie's showcase! (oh?!) (woohoo!) (not doniconi! 5 years experience singers!)(hyungdon & daejoon enters!) (hyungdon & daejoon shocked the music world)(h&d were invited to attend many opening ceremonies)(h&d dominates! kpop single hits 3rd place!)(hyungdon & daejoon, realtime chart #1!) (hyungdon & daejoon's popularity "overwhelm idols") (after 2 years, a lightning comeback)(hyungdon & daejoon!)
(we are hyungdon & daejoon!) (swag) (swag) (a unique entrance) (daebak incident) (using silly moves to complete the point dance) (too easy~ immediately copying the dance) coni: thank you! you've been waiting for a long time~ (an honest reaction) (hyungdon & daejoon's comeback showcase)mcs: hyungdon & daejoon!
(strong reaction) doni: what was a pity was that due to the limitation on our production, we could not hold a solo showcase~ doni: we did this to get some of your popularity! doni: right now, we will show you a short showcase~ doni: everyone is anticipating as this is the first reveal to the public! (a first performance that no one is anticipating)*lool editing team tho* (these kind people do not hesitate to give reactions) coni: yeah! we didn't even film the mv yet! it will be filmed tomorrow! zero pd: let's get straight to the corner~
(we thought it's a no-script showcase)mcs: there are events for this showcase? zero pd: it is hyungdon & daejoon's photo time! (our photo time...?) zero pd: because there are no paparazzi and reporters zero pd: so twice members will take photos of you!coni: ah seriously?! zero pd: please pose for the camera~ coni: oh a pose?twice: please pose for us~ sana: please do a shy shy shy pose! (reporter twice who are very kind and warm)
(twice news: hyungdon & daejoon are having a comeback! shy shy shy~) (nico nico nii~)dahyun: please look at the camera~ sana: please do a finger heart pose too~ (twice news: hyungdon & daejoon is making us breathless) (hyungdon ssi, daejoon ssi, please show it to us!)dahyun: please show us your point dance! (reporter twice big satisfaction) zero pd: as we have limited time, photo time ends heredoni: already? why did time pass by so quickly?! (at this time even taking a selca)zero pd: next event~ zero pd: we will be hosting hyungdon & daejoon's press conference~doni: wow you did it to this extent~
nayeon: you guys came back with a new concept~may i ask what is your target for the new album? coni: shouldn't you ask me about the title song's concept instead of the target for the new album? (questions that are 100% just for the customers)nayeon & chaeyoung: what is the concept? coni: the concept is that for the music this time, we prepared edm coni: we want to prove to others that we can do it too! nayeon: what is the reason of having a comeback at the same time as us? doni: no~ we are going to avoid you guys! doni: when is your comeback? twice: 24th~coni: ours is on the 26th~ we will avoid you guys!doni: yes, we will definitely avoid you guys!
coni: who else would dare to go head to head with twice? / doni: no way! doni: we will avoid you guys! dahyun: may i ask what are your ideal types?coni: ideal types? (who?) (us?) coni: you're going to ask about our ideal types when he's married?! doni: you can have ideal types too even if you're married! / coni: okay tell us then~ doni: it's not like you have to marry your ideal type anyway~ (a bright smile that threw a bomb)doni: ideal type is... (wife-nim is watching~ humble hands placement)doni: if i am able to reborn again~ (omomo! he's going to confess his love!)
coni: are you going to say you don't wanna get married? coni: i want to live alone!*hahahahahaha i can't* (as expected! men...)coni: ah you want to live alone~ (congrats! twice talked the most for this broadcast)coni: wow but really! you guys asked a lot of questions! are you usually this talkative? doni: hyung this is our last showcase!coni: ah really? okay! zero pd: the press conference will end now~doni: no no! there are still more questions! doni: i didn't even get to answer the questions! coni: momo didn't even get to say anything too! zero pd: next event is hyungdon & daejoon's introduction about the new song~ (everyone has an honest reaction)
(shocking confession)doni: i didn't even memorize the lyrics yet... coni: please put up the lyrics for us! (shocked after seeing the lyrics)jihyo: haha sexy side... mcs: please take good care of us! (together with twice, revealing hyungdon & daejoon's new song) (to be continued) (very excited) (sexy side #hyungdon & daejoon) (jyp?)
(jyp? twice?) (sm= red velvet) (yg = blackpink) (fnc = aoa) (some of doniconi's favorite girl groups were part of the lyrics) (doesn't know his parts)doni: it's my turn? (originally a rapper, swag explosion) (these two people were too busy reading the lyrics) (can't see)*hahhaa love him*
(these two giants kept coming forward to look at the lyrics) (the more you listen to it, the more you will feel like it's a "new century") (audience • camera are not important~ focusing on the lyrics instead) (really trying so hard...) (as we listen to the music, it seems like the highlight will be very soon!) (the time has come!) (advertising this point dance ever since the beginning)*wow i'm so embarrassed for them hahaha* (can't even be synchronized...) (what is this tho)
(the kind girls who are showing massive support) (messy af) (two people's free style dance~ the dance for this part has not finalized yet) (cut it) (cut it) (at least they knew it's embarrassing! hyungdon & daejoon leader~) (we think it's embarrassing too~ playing the 2x speed)*2x speed sexy side pls* (feeling sorry just by looking at them) doni: stop it!!!!!!!! coni: they even played the 2x speed..
(are you showing off?)doni: this is my first time listening to it after the recording session! (first time seeing a showcase like this) coni: this is the style~ (respect for twice! how can they clap after watching this kind of performance...)chaeyoung: wow~ this song can be addicting! coni: dahyun-ah! was it good? zero pd: the last event~ zero pd: twice who attended hyungdon & daejoon's showcase~ zero pd: we will gift a special hyungdon & daejoon's souvenir to you as a present! jihyo: wowwwwww! nayeon: daebak!
doni: what is this? (his first time seeing hyungdon & daejoon's souvenir) coni: oh! please take one each! coni: even though we don't know what it is, we will tell you later~ thank you for attending! this is not a credit card~ (amazed) coni: limited edition! (this souvenir is...?)tzuyu: thank you! / coni: what's this? zero pd: this usb contains hyungdon & daejoon's new song~ (speechless)
(call a lawyer!)doni: how can you distribute it so freely like that? coni: we didn't even release the song yet! (it seems like the usb is going to explode soon)chaeyoung: you can just listen to it like that? (customer's big satisfaction: omomo~)jihyo: wow this is so nice!coni: you can listen to it in the car~ coni: we hope that everyone will practice the sexy side dance with us~ (we are even more thankful! the kind girls who are happy when received this small gift)nayeon: i feel like that part is totally a killing part! doni: anyway~ this is very meaningful because you are celebrating with your sunbaenims~ doni: now, it's time to end the broadcast episode for weekly idol~ coni: the clothes affected his personality~
(red sun) (mc doni comeback)doni: twice appeared for today's weekly idol~ doni: 1 hour passed by really quickly!coni: indeed~ (indeed con-nim! he becomes more amazing everytime you look at him)doni: dahyun, how do you feel appearing on weekly idol again? dahyun: we were constantly busy attending different activities, therefore it's been a while since we appeared on a variety show~ dahyun: i am very thankful to see sunbaenims working hard to save our variety skills~doni: ah should we be praised? mcs: were we amazing? dahyun: also, i don't know how this 1 hour broadcast will turn out~doni: yes~ we seriously have no clue too! doni: how will this be broadcasted?
dahyun: also, it'll be great if you give lots of love to sexy side & twice's tt! mcs: ah thank you! doni: lastly, our leader~ jihyo~ (please show lots of love to twice's comeback!)jihyo: twice is having a tt comeback after 6 months~ we hope that you will love it! jihyo: thank you weekly idol for inviting us here again~ when we release more albums in the future, please continue to take care of us & invite us to perform~ jihyo: thank you so much~ doni: weekly idol will keep supporting twice! until now, it was twice~ (tt) (please bring us more laughter and smiles next time~ goodbye twice!)
(you're so bad! you're so bad if you don't watch our broadcast next wednesday at 6pm tt) (a big reveal of weekly idol's unseen footage!) (it'll be a pity if only the production team get to witness these amazing footage) (we will release all of them without being selfish!) (not only there's hard carry, there will be hard news too!) (production team >>> sending it to fans) (we will show you all of the previous funny footage) (if you missed out these idols' charms) (if you missed out these idols' charms, you're irresponsible!)
(next wednesday at 6pm, production team will release these unseen footage!)
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