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(after today, the production team's hard disk will be formatted) (also, we are not able to tell you when the production team's hard disk will open again) (without hiding, we will pour out all the unreleased footage) (fresh) (fresh) (astonishment) (fresh) (astonishment) (admiration) (fresh) (astonishment) (admiration) (heart attack ðÿ’•) (are you ready?!) (first written profile unreleased broadcast - i.o.i)
coni: our doyeon~ you were a cheerleader before right? hani: cheerleader captain~coni: captain? chungha: she's really cool! hani: oh! chungha saw it too?doyeon: yes, during middle school~ coni: your cheerleader team is no. 1 in kangwondo, right? doyeon: for middle school, our team is 1st place for the entire nation coni: i guess you have to show us~ chungha: you can't just say it without showing us~ coni: please show us~ / chungha: do the one i like
(doyeon's fan is shouting her cheering slogan) (kim doyeon (jjang)) x3 coni: music!(kim doyeon cheerleader captain's cheerleading) (jump) (face expression no.1) (this is the nation no.1's cheerleading) (our captain, please take me with you) (relaxed) (relaxed) (girl crush boom boom)
(perfect until the end) (everybody in the community, please look at how cool our doyeon is!!!) doyeon: i choreographed this cheerleading routineconi: yourself personally? doyeon: i cut the music too, from the beginning till the end heechul: of course you have to say you did everything!(praising herself) (very good) heechul: look at me, i say i'm handsome every time too! (indeed kangwondo) hani: so cool!
(feeling hungry after excessive cheering) heechul: so we saw doyeon's performance just now~ heechul: next! jeon somi! / coni: jeon somi! heechul: you learned taekwondo? (3rd level/possible to kick higher than her head/possible to do taekwondo moves matching the music) somi: because of my age, i can't reach 4th levelheechul: age matters? coni: somi, did you film 'screening humanity' long time ago? something like 'screening humanity'? coni: no? you did taekwondo there, right?(me...? did i...?) somi: ah! yes!(showed her taekwondo skills while filming 'dream team')
heechul: she forgot about that too, how did you know that? how?! heechul: please get out from your house!! heechul: meet some people!! hani: can you do a demonstration?coni: you can, right? / somi: yes hani: kicking higher than her head~ coni: our somi, when was your last time doing this? somi: about 4 years / coni: kicking after 4 years~ heechul: how high do you have confidence? try it 1st~ (slightly trying, this level)
(confidence boom boom) (the self-praising fairy matches well) heechul: how about this? (a height taller than somi challenge, an easy success) (american reaction explosion) hani: double kick x2 (somi kicking with full power) (almost reached it, kicking excellence somi) heechul: how about spinning kick? like...
(12-year dance singer's easy spinning kick demonstration) coni: like this! x3 heechul: it's totally cool, right?(yo~ kangwondo swag) somi: spin and kick there? / coni: yes(now it's somi spinning kick demonstration's turn at the underground 3rd level ) (what was that just now...?) (famous spinning kick like a dance) heechul: it's really different! heechul: next! yah~ heechul: facial expression investigator, investigated cl's expressions in 2ne1
coni: wow! really good~ isn't cl's expressions are hard to imitate? yoojung: i like 2ne1 sunbaenim very much yoojung: because my facial complex does not stand out very much yoojung: so i worked really hard to imitate every expression of her in every scene (cl's famous facial expressions became yoojung's expression textbook) (wink fairy: student choi yoojung's facial expressions showcase) (slowly loading) (absorbing rapidly) (like what she learned from cl unnie, act haughtily)
(going to the center after getting the feel) (the inheritor of facial expression investigator)heechul: it looks really similar! (this is the result of investigating in nano unit) [i learned these facial expressions from cl unnie -writer, choi yoojung]coni: good job! (graduated in facial expressions) (cl pose boom boom until the end) hani: so cute!(it's shining!!! underground 3rd floor is shining!!!) (happy)coni: yoojung did a great job! (korean beef fairies conichuliehani and idols - i.o.i)
hani: i.o.i! cover dance queen! heechul: we heard that i.o.i is really good at cover dance! (relaxed)heechul: we have to check it out~ heechul: we will play songs randomly, members who know the dance can come out and show us heechul: after the discussion of us 3 mcs, we will choose the winner of cover dance! heechul: and we will give korean beef to her!coni: come out if you know, stay still if you don't know, get it? jieqiong: will you just give the winner one bite? coni: of course not! we are not that stingy! we are not that kind of people~ heechul: if i do cover dance, can i get some meat too?
(kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)coni: it's coming up~ heechul: the pan is ready / coni: here we go, cover dance~ mcs: music please!(i.o.i cover dance big war start) (summoning vitasomi's sisters: cheer up #twice) (enters automatically because it's twice unnies' song) (tug of war dance perfect imitation) (sexy dance captain can dance sexily to cheer up) (returning to her seat immediately after dancing the parts she knows) (fresh boom boom)
(i.o.i cheer up) (become a fan of i.o.i today: me gustas tu #gfriend) (cover dance 5 aces enter again)heechul: can i dance together? (power) (pure) (at this moment, these 2 people are watching happily) (gustas tu~)hani: you guys are doing so well! (self confession: i like doyeonie) heechul: wait! please stop~ heechul: we have 2 special audience here~
heechul: i heard that both of you like i.o.i very much, right? nayoung & sohye: yes, we like them very much~heechul: really? then keep watching please~ coni: here we go again~ / jieqiong: let's go! (a song especially for pledis line: bang! #after school) (moves x boldness) (audience im ssi finally joins) coni: dance together~(forced to enter because of her audience partner) (too nervous: sweat boom boom) heechul: sohye, it's okay~(eventually return after sweating)
(this is the real stone nayoung) (a song especially for pledis line 2: catallena #orange caramel) (the small, dancing catallena~) (synchronized) (full of dance confidence) (working hard) (hoi hoi, i'm bewitched) (dance audience are dancing happily to catallena too) (the joy is coming~)
(girl group terminator: into the new world #snsd) (omo we must dance to this!) (powerful) (audience kim ssi is buffering) (looking at others) (ending - i.o.i are all perfect) (i.o.i so good) (it's boy group terminator this time: growl #exo) (this side is so passionate)
(yoojungie is becoming manly!) (i growl, growl, growl) (growl) (growl) (i.o.i are excited here and there) (and there's the most excited one) (summoning the monster: monster #exo) (indeed this side is very passionate) (i'll steal you and indulge in you) (matching the lyrics, fatal eye expressions boom boom)
(being forced to enter once again) (doesn't know the dance: cover the face too) (atmosphere is burning: fire #bts) (it's burning) (it's like she was waiting for it, dance rapidly) (youngest dance duplicating machine) (yoojung hard carry: the atmosphere is burning) (amazed) (i.o.i cover dance big war ends after fire)
coni: i realized that, when the song comes out, jieqiong's reaction is like this (only for jieqiong, 'i must dance to this song' reaction) heechul: for boy group dance, our yoojung did really well! coni: jieqiong was leading at first, but yoojung is chasing up very fast~ heechul: we will only give it to one person~ (but there's only one cover dance queen)coni: jieqiong or yoojung? coni: let's have a discussion~ heechul: if there's no conclusion, because both of you did really good, then these meats... heechul: will be eaten by 3 of us~
(saliva is coming out) coni: jieqiong is very powerful~heechul: yoojung danced continuously at the end~ (dadadadak vs poweful) coni: let hani choose the member she wants to give tohani: so you are pushing me to do this now? ("is it me?" anticipating~) (i.o.i cover dance queen final decision time) hani: who should i pick?(dugudugudugudugu) (1st nominee jieqiong) (this is power and pureness)
(2nd nominee yoojung) (yoojungie growls, growls) (who is the cover dance queen?) heechul: please choose faster~ [*congratulations* cover dance queen is squirtle jieqiong] jieqiong: thank you!(very happy) (hing envy...) coni: try it~ it was done really well~ doyeon: it looks really good~
(thankful) jieqiong: i will enjoy it~ (one bite ang) coni: do you like it? heechul: reaction! (i.o.i we will give you korean beef again next time, please come to do cover dance again) (chulie mommy! please take care of red velvet! - red velvet) rv & mcs: chulie mommy! please take care of red velvet! (sensed a bad omen)
hani: we prepared many different games for you~ hani: red velvet will participate in the games~ after competing with each other, heechul will receive the punishment in place of the person in last place~ heechul: for 12 years, i've never done things that will get screen captured by other people coni: honestly, walking a round while piggybacking me is the hardest one heechul: that one is way better! i really can't do the bare feet punishment because it's too dirty! (not my problem kkya~) heechul: and chocopie! i don't eat chocolate so i can't do it! coni: what should the next punishment be~ yeri: i really want to see the chocopie one!hani: wow yeri-ssi is so interesting!
(deep sigh) coni & hani: red velvet's pretty rapstar~~ coni: i heard that yeri-ssi has a variety freestyle rap~ (flustered)yeri: me?! coni: so right now, we will have a red velvet freestyle rap competition~ coni: you can choose whatever topic you want~ it really doesn't matter if you did well or not, you know that right? / hani: yes definitely! coni: what matters most is being the last place!yeri: yes! coni: let's start off with irene~irene: what should i do? ._. (nervous)coni: let's start off with irene~hani: drop the beat~
(red velvet pretty rapstar)(nominee #1 bae leader: irene)coni: irene is rapping~ hong hong hong~ (mc rabbit)mc hong hong hong: i am rapping! hong hong hong~ (kids, please help me!)mc hong hong hong: oh no what should i do? (red velvet pretty rapstar)(nominee #2 rim-ie: yeri)mc chocopie: yo! i don't want to eat chocopie (mc rim appears and saves the panicking leader unnie)mc chocopie: but i still want heechul oppa to eat it! (variety-style rapper mc rim's k.o. move: mischievous)mc chocopie: chocopie! ee! (so mischievous) (chulie vs revel)heechul: my turn! i can do this too! if i do it better than them, please exempt me from doing punishments! heechul: yo! who are you to get me to eat chocopie!
heechul: yo! watch out because one day i will give you a bigger punishment yo! heechul: also, please come back soon! doni hyung t_t) (mc doni heard chulie's upsetting rap and came back!)heechul: my rhyming was not bad, right?coni: yes, but rapping well does not matter~ (rapping well does not matter)hani: everyone! cheer up! (ddi ro ri) coni: you did really well though! you are currently #1! 1st place! (gosh...)coni: we are choosing the last place~ (now it's the real competition to choose a last place)coni: seulgi, it's your turn~ hani: irene-ssi is a tough competitor~~ (red velvet pretty rapstar)(nominee #3 kang bear: seulgi)coni: you can even give a message to heechul oppa too~
mc no jam: i am seulgi yap yap yap!*reference to bewhy's "forever"* (mc yap yap yap's signature sound) (funny)heechul: wow bewhy! / coni: continue!hani: wow! mc yap yap yap! mc no jam: i am in charge of being no jam of this group~rv: yap yap yap! / coni: and?*no jam= not funny/boring* mc no jam: if a bread has no jam~yeri & wendy: yap yap! oh...mc no jam: then it's no jam (not fun) too! yap yap yap! (mc yap yap yap's no jam rap)coni: wow great job! (red velvet pretty rapstar)(nominee #4 fun wan-ie: wendy)coni: wendy~ what do you think of today? mc wassup: what's up our weekly idol!*supposed to be wasseo, which is we are here at weekly idol, but she said what's up to make it rhyme* (over-exaggerated reactions for all of their rap)mc wassup: everybody what's up!
rv & mcs: wooooahhhh! (when in crisis, raps in english)mc wassup: underground level 3!hani: wow! / coni: wow underground 3rd floor~ (how should i reaction to this) (how should i reaction to this - w.o.w.)*omg hani i can't with you ahaha* (warm hani unnie - whole body reaction) (miserable leader bae) (gibberish party)mc wassup: in korean it's jiha sam cheung! mc wassup: white... background...coni: ah! white background!*hani pls stop* mc wassup: heechul sunbaenim~ the punishments we wrote down~
mc wassup: please accept them~ (red velvet's rap soul... we are getting teary too...)mc wassup: his eyes are getting teary~ mc wassup: however i still want to see you do the chocopie punishment! (red velvet always referring back to chocopie)coni: want to see it! / hani: wow! (mc chulie)(control beat)(downloaded) mc wassup: yeah! swag! swag! swag! (second rap battle)(chulie vs. revel)heechul: hold on! heechul: yo! the chocopie is for wendy! heechul: however today's screentime is still mine!
heechul: also, i will forget it all! let it go! (congratulations mc chulie! 1st place once again!)coni: very good! you're #1! let's choose the last place! coni: you're #1! very good! coni: you are a rapstar! now we will proceed with the last place~ (red velvet pretty rapstar)(nominee #5 miss bright: joy)coni: okay mc joy~ mc excited~ mc happy~ (mc happy drop the beat!)coni: mc happy let's go! (humbly inviting heechul to a rap battle)mc happy: yo! you are very handsome! (hehehe)coni: wow! a rap for sunbae! coni: handsome and has a house too~
heechul: you are very ugly! mc happy: i know! i know that too! (pretty joy overturning the table) hani: wow mc "i know"! (mc happy -> mc i know) mc i know: okay~ let's see~ mc i know: ugly expression?! no no no heechul: this expression?! yes yes yes mc i know: i know! i know that too!
mc i know: when you're doing the ugly dance~coni: mc i know~ mc i know: that's when you're the real kim heechul! mc i know: whatever is in your body, release the unwaken! (fatal hit) (hiphop pigeon's honesty)coni: you did really well but that was embarrassing! (great job joy!) coni: a close competition~ coni: who wrote the punishment for chocopie? (gives up at the end)
(i wrote the punishment~)heechul: hey but i did pretty good! coni: it was really close~ but for those who watch show me the money will know~ coni: sometimes there are people who overdid themselves (acting as if it's a pity)coni: wendy did well, but she overdid it! coni: even though it's a pity~ wendy ssi~ coni: you won't be able to continue with us*smtm reference* (i hate...you all...) (what.a.pity.) hani: but she did really well...coni: kim heechul-ssi won chocopie~
(lost soul)hani: but she did really well...coni: kim heechul-ssi won chocopie~ wendy: it suits him! / coni: just half~ (this is not the chocolate for ritual~)coni: you can just eat half of it~ we will give you water later~ (preparing for his fate)coni: do it with confidence! (huge determination)coni: let's go~ (anticipating) coni: just try it~ (comforting him just in case he backs out)coni & hani: it tastes good! (i hate choco) (watches her picky sibling)heechul: i really can't eat chocolate
coni: it's especially tasty eating it after being under a hot sun (chew) (chew) (please smile! urging him silently)coni: chew it more~ (judging from his expression, you'd think he's eating rubber instead of chocolate)coni: don't swallow it yet, heechul-ah~ / hani: smileee! (it's time for the highlight!) coni: let me see~ (coni & hani verifying) (coni & hani verifying - passed)coni: looks good! let's go~ hani: it's okay! it's cute, oppa! (please do not screenshot this! our heenim is precious!)coni: super junior's kim heechul-ssi's fans, this is a very scene~ please screenshot this a lot!
(kind wendy feels bad, but it's too late)coni: kim heechul, please smile widely! like you're filming a cf~ coni: ready? action! (i tried so hard to maintain my image)*hahhahaahahahaaa i can't* (i tried so hard to maintain my image)(goodbye...)*hahhahaahahahaaa i can't* (chulie [pft], we [pft] adore you [pft] really [pft]) heechul: why would you make me do this then? why would you make me do this if you're just going to laugh at me? (joy is very happy thanks to chulie mommy) (russian roulette 2x speed dance - red velvet) coni: are you ready?rv: yes!
coni: red velvet's russian roulette 2x speed, music start! (a speedy dance warmup that is out of this world) (what! this is unreal!) (starting off with the domino dance calmly) (as expected dancing bear! full of relaxation) (even though it's an extreme dance without breaks) (so far there is still happiness)hani: wow red velvet so cute! coni: you guys are doing well! very good! (speed up)coni: irene good! x2
(never forgets to maintain her beauty)coni: this is total ly a marathon! (flaps flaps busily) (after a synchronized group dance) (after a synchronized group dance, bbyang ya!) hani: ah seulgi-ssi is so cool! (addicting killing part: ðÿ’• heart b-b-beat ðÿ’•) (doesn't leave out the details even dancing in 2x speed) coni: irene is very cool too! (2x cute joy!) (second killing part: bridge)
(oldest unnie is losing energy)heechul: right here! x10000 (fans' mind right now: i am betting the rest of my life on revel!) (gathering around yeri and dispersing at 2x speed) coni: very good! / hani: wow yeri-ssi so cool! (pretty kid) -> (pretty kid)-> (pretty kid) -> (pretty kid) (pretty kid) -> (pretty kid)-> (pretty kid) -> (pretty kid) -> (another pretty kid appears) coni: yas! coni: very good irene-ah! (they are doing it all! from cute to refreshing!)
(heart b-b-beat~)(the dance is increasing rapidly) (these kids are still stable) (slowly losing stamina) (their expressions are pretending to be okay) (world's most stable)heechul: wow this dance is great! (brief break: beauty appreciation time) (once again a blooming sm flower garden) (one more time! a speedy heart b-b-beat!) (panting)
(the end is near!) heechul: did you see that? x2 (maknae line's collision when moving to their new position) (unconcerned x power dance) (perfect) (full power charge) (feels like 4x speed)coni: wow doing so well! as expected from red velvet! (what's even more amazing is that even if they're dancing to 2x speed, their beauty is still flawless) (a heart b-b-beat that cannot be any faster)
(this is god velvet!) (this is why red velvet is called red velvet!)coni: you've worked hard! x2 (so professional! only showing exhaustion after the performance) (#saveredvelvet2k16)heechul: let's call the ambulance! x2 coni: very good! / heechul: are you okay?coni: teachers are you okay? (someone please call 119 for them)heechul: 119! interpol! x2 (proves god velvet's dignity!)(a perfect 2x speed dance) (recent talk interview - infinite) (attacking them with sad news in the beginning)hani: there's another sad news!
hani: it is about leader sunggyu~ hani: this year's august in a cocktail bar, sunggyu was asked to show his id~ (because i look young...~)hani: what a heartbreaking news~ (checking his id because his popularity decreased?)coni: oh it seems like sunggyu's popularity decreased significantly! / sunggyu: no no no! coni: because people can't recognize you anymore~ is it because you don't have many recent activities these days right? sunggyu: let me tell you the facts that happened sunggyu: for some reason, i forgot to bring my id with me, so i couldn't go in & out of the bar~ sunggyu: but the part-timer was shocked when she saw me and said: "isn't that infinite's sunggyu?" sunggyu: so because of that i could go into the bar~
(trustworthiness 0%) heechul: i know this kid~ you're lying, right?sunggyu: no no! it's the truth! x2 (even if i know the truth... it won't help...)sunggyu: it's the truth right? you guys were there too! (sunggyu's popularity is in crisis!)coni: i still think this happened because sunggyu's popularity decreased / sunggyu: me?! heechul: yeah~ you didn't go on any broadcast for a long time, right?coni: yeah he didn't go on for a long time! sunggyu: is that so? hani: in order to increase your popularity again, weekly idol's production team prepared a self promoting video time for you~ (do i really have to do this...) heechul: after this, whenever you are walking on the streets, there will be someone who will shout: "oh! it's infinite's kim sunggyu!" very loudly~ heechul: even though you are still popular right now, but this is to gain your popularity to another level~
heechul: please take a look at the script we prepared for your self-promoting video~ / coni: wow there's a script too?! heechul: yes we prepared it~ / coni: let's take a look~heechul: i expected this~ (what is this?) sungyeol: "someone said this" hahah sunggyu: this is too... (i hate the production team...) (hello! i am gyu!!! someone said that there's a beautiful creature that has a face that is shaped like a comb pattern pottery, he has pure eyes, a high-bridged nose, a perfect sized jelly lips, that person is me, gyu!!) (our sunggyu wujuju~~)coni: are you ready? / heechul: sunggyu is good at these stuff~ sunggyu: should i start?
(to. camera)sunggyu: are you ready? heechul: you're actually asking the cameramen who look at the camera 24/7? "are you ready?" seriously? (kind sunggyu)sunggyu: i'm scared they'll get flustered~ (we were ready awhile ago~)heechul: how dare you ask the energetic noonas this question?sunggyu: i'm just worried that they might get nervous~ sunggyu: okay i'll start now coni: please start~ sunggyu: okay! here i go! sunggyu: hello! sunggyu: hello! i am gyu!
sunggyu: someone said that... sunggyu: he has a face that is shaped like a comb pattern pottery sunggyu: he has pure eyes sunggyu: a high-bridged nose sunggyu: and of course a perfect sized jelly lips (sunggyu is a beautiful creature)sunggyu: he is a beautiful creature~ (crisis) (crisis) (overcame it) sunggyu: that person is me!
(wink)*rip inspirits* (a very plain 1st try)coni: he even winked too~ heechul: he was too stiff! sunggyu: how else can i do it?!heechul: i feel like the fans would be scared watching this! sunggyu: more soft and gentle?heechul: exactly! coni: normally, this is what people would do: coni: hello! (insist on demonstrating)coni: hello! i'm.... gyu! coni: you have to do these while introducing yourself!
heechul: hyung why didn't you become an idol?!*hahhahaha i love heenim* coni: it's because i don't want to be an idol~~heechul: some idols can't even do this!hani: he's very good at aegyo! x2 (respect)sungyeol: hello! i am coni~~ heechul: okay right now, let's look at dongwoo's accurate demonstration~ let's try it out dongwoo! sunggyu: dongwoo is really good at this! (zero confidence)heechul: dongwoo is originally the cute type! heechul: here! "hello! i am woo!" (this is why he's a professional idol!)heechul: you have to do it well! (already embarrassed)
dongwoo: hello! i am woo! (overly excessive) dongwoo: i have a face that is shaped like a comb pattern pottery! (oh no! i'm ruined!)coni: go over there! (dongwoo is too embarrassed that he's sliding on the wall) (playing dead because it's embarrassing)hani: lizard! x2 coni: yah! your pants left prints on the wall! (omo!)dongwoo: oh no! i'm so sorry! coni: yah what is this!
(the print left by dongwoo after sliding the wall)coni: here! it became a road track here!*hahahhahaa i can't* (puahahahaha)coni: wow! i'm so surprised! (everyone agrees that it's a hard mission)coni: that proves that this is a hard missionhani: yes it's very hard! coni: sunggyu please give it another try! sunggyu: quickly! i'll do it quickly this time! sunggyu: start! sunggyu: someone said that he has a face that is shaped like a comb pattern pottery! he has pure eyes, a high-bridged nose, and of course a perfect sized jelly lips! he is a beautiful creature! sunggyu: hoot! that person is me! (gyu's charms are overflowing)
(definitely a stranger...) coni: sunggyu's mission of raising his popularity is complete~ (believe in anything!)(sunggyu - success) (idol call center call call call - got7) heechul: next call please~~ igot7: hello got7! hahahaahahahaha! igot7: ah what was it what was it? igot7: our fandom is also known as baby bird right?*baby bird = ahgase = igot7* igot7: so i would love to see you imitating baby birds!
bambam & jb: oh baby birds voice imitation~ bambam: i never tried it before! coni: your fanclub is called ahgase? got7: yes! bambam: the short form to say igot7 is ahgase~ (ohhhhh!)heechul: ahhhh! because their fandom is called igot7! so it's ahgase! coni: since your fan asked you to do a baby bird voice imitation~ let's do it!heechul: let's start from the maknae! (when it's difficult, jackson will do it first!)coni: let's just start from jackson! because jackson went on many variety shows! / hani: that's right! heechul: baby bird voice imitation~
coni: everyone knows this but when you close your eyes while jackson imitates a baby bird, his imitation would actually sound like a real baby bird! coni: he can also imitate many other birds too! jackson: it's my first time hearing this tho*hahahah this boy* coni: because it's my first time saying it too!bambam: jackson hyung is good at this! (got7 baby bird imitation rookie heart: jackson!)heechul: okay let's start off with jackson's baby bird voice imitation~ / jackson: everyone please close your eyes! coni: jackson, can you please tell us what kind of bird you're imitating? jackson: uh... ahgase? heechul: oh ahgase! very good! please start! jackson: please close your eyes~coni: yes, it's already closed!
*hahhahahahaa freaking can't* (big disappointment from the audience) coni: at first we wanted to bring the viewers laughter, but unfortunately we failed! bambam: it seems more like a laughter funeral*omg this kid hahah* (flustered)jackson: no at first i wanted to do it more interesting! heechul: hold on! heechul: bambam ssi what did you say? (jackson created a laughter funeral atmosphere)bambam: laughter funeral (jackson created a laughter funeral atmosphere)heechul: our got7's jackson ssi is a laughter funeral
heechul: bambam said it word by wordyugyeom: laughter.funeral. heechul: so today is our jackson's laughter funeral~ jackson: let bambam try it! / bambam: i can't... coni: let yugyeom try it / hani: maknae x2coni: because yugyeom has a bird face*what is a bird face hahaha* heechul: look like a bird / coni: like tweety, it's cute right?bambam: tweety? omo~ hani: he looks handsome today~ yugyeom: i have to do this by your ear~coni: my ear? got7: we want to hear it too! heechul: like this! hyung, you stand here~
heechul: connect your ear to there, then me too, then everyone follows me~ jb: like this x3 i think we can hear it clearly now x2 heechul: start! / yugeyom: i'll imitate pigeon~coni: okay / yugyeom: please close your eyes~ (looking forward) jb: i heard it! (is this a ghost? heuheuheuheu) (where is the pigeon?) (keuhaha) jackson: jinyoung can do it!(promoter jackson)
jinyoung: i'll do two~ cuckoo and oriole?(gained confidence after watching other members) (oh not bad) (anticipation up) heechul: another one, oriole! (totally the same) coni: totally same! (master of bird sounds) jinyoung: bambam is like a chicken *hahaha*heechul: crow! heechul: bambam's hair is like a chicken today~jackson: turkey x3
(got7 bird sound imitation event, bambam) (daebak) (unexpected talent found) (super satisfied) heechul: our youngjae ssi~ heechul: i heard that youngjae learned to imitate bird sounds since he was a kid? (dream master) coni: everyone has to do it~ try it once~(this is the test which no one can escape) heechul: try crow, owl and others~ (ggak ggak)
(real bird sound youngjae found)*youngjae means person with outstanding ability too* (he's satisfied with himself) coni: crow~ (next test participant jb) coni: try it x2(the next participant is nervous) jb: cuckoo~ mc: saebum~ *sae is bird* (cuckoo cuckoo) coni: this is the clock~ / heechul: chicken x2(goosebumps)
(bbok bbok bbok bbok) heechul: excuse me, when others do it they are like... but you are like... heechul: you must like this sound very much~ jb: i kinda like it heechul: this is hard, seems like you really like it~(nervous alone) mc: lastly, our makr, please do the makr sounds~makr: okay bambam: hyung, try america birds~ makr: pigeon? (he looks like a chicken whatever he does)
(suddenly feels shy)heechul: birds in america sounds like that? heechul: it sounds like a human crying voice! heechul: i never been to america, america birds are like that? hani: i think so, please do it again~ heechul: it sounds like doctor lee~ (young boy from la: who is doctor lee...) (show me the company card - apink) doni: before telling you what the mission is, you would have to bet on a prize first~ chorong: what should we bet on...namjoo: oh! those racing car arcade!
(wants arcade cars in the practice room)namjoo: arcade cars!coni: racing car arcade... do you guys have time to play it? bomi: let's ask them for one!namjoo: playing racing car arcade in the practice room! (26 years old - the age where games are fun)chorong: we played it yesterday and it was really fun! bomi: or the punching game! (another game machine?)apink: oh! that one is good!chorong: we can play that in the practice room! (out of all the prizes... why punching game?)doni: why punching game? chorong: we can play it in the practice room when we have stress! doni: ah... if you guys succeed, we will get you a stress relief game machine! coni: show me the company card! apink's shouting in the midst of silence! (whisper game)
eunji: i feel like we will fail this mission, because even without headphones, we still can't hear properly (not denying)coni: let's try it out! x2 coni: if you can deliver two words successfully until the end, then you can get your game machine! (no reason to not be confident!)(this is easy...)doni: you understand right? doni: please wear the headphones, hayoung~ doni: naeun, please put on the headphones too~ naeun: woah that scared me!coni: can you hear the music? (grooving to the music)coni: can you hear the music? (i can only hear the music~)eunji: wow! i really can't hear anything outside the headphones!
doni: we are starting~ (music is making this fan happy~)doni: please turn around~ (excited apink appears)bomi: are we listening to the same music? huh? is it the same song? doni: face this side please! x2 (guys... can we please focus on the game...)doni: aunts! please come here! (dancing stage starts!)coni: face over there! turn around! excuse me! (forgot about the game)coni: teacher! over there please! (manager who experienced what doniconi are going through) (doomchit dodoomchit)doni: can you really not hear us?!
(the game has not started, but he's sweating already)doni: please hold on! (stopping the music temporarily to give instructions)doni: 5 members look at me, okay?coni: look over there please! doni: namjoo please look at the other side!namjoo: okay! doni: music please! (music cue once again)hayoung: i want an upbeat one! x2 (music cue once again) (hyper once again)coni: can't look behind you! x2 (oh yurrr) (finally starting the game after a long time - start)doni: here we go~ ready, start! coni: so easy~(word: "sip-jeon-dae-bo-tang")*something like chinese herb medicine soup*
(a girl who can predict the future - predicting a fail) (first calmly delivering the word) (sip-jeon-dae-bo-tang)*omg namjoo calm your face pls* ("sip-jeon-dae-bo-tang" once is ok?)doni: wow she got it?! (heol!)eunji: sip (heol! dae)eunji: sip jeon (heol! daebak)eunji: sip jeon dae (heol! daebak incident!)eunji: sip jeon dae bo (heol! daebak incident!)eunji: sip jeon dae bo tang
doni: hahaha she didn't get it! (doesn't understand)eunji: sip jeon dae bo tang! (looloo lala~) (a rare scene - serious bomi)bomi: jib jeon dae bo dang*collection great treasure hall* (you actually understand this?!)bomi: jib jeon dae bo dang! (enthusiast bomi: delivering the wrong word)coni: okay! dae bo dang~~ (confused af)doni: enough! turn around please~ (sip jeon dae bo tang => jib jeon dae bo dang)(what will be this word's fate?)coni: will naeun be able to understand~~ hayoung: sim seun! seong dae mo sa!*simpson voice imitation**hahahaha i freaking cant*
(dying from laughter) (they are very serious)hayoung: sim seun seong dae mo sa! (it's wrong... naeun you don't have to work hard for this!)hayoung: sim seun seong dae mo saaaaaa!!!!!!!! (it's wrong... hayoung please stop...)hayoung: sim seun seong dae mo sa!doni: okay please turn around! (ms. jung is absorbed in her music without caring the answer anymore~) (did her job - back to dancing) (apink unsealed their excitement again) (chaos)coni: they already gave up~~ (when no one is paying attention, a new word emerges)naeun: cheong choon po cha.... hahahhahaa*youth food stall*
(the word became shorter)naeun: cheong choon po cha.... (what is this?!) (elder rong who is having a hard time understanding)naeun: cheong choon po cha!!!!!!!!! (revealing the answer forcefully)doniconi: answer! coni: look at the camera! x2 chorong: cheong choon bo sal....*youth buddha**oml lolololol* (i knew it...)coni: answer! doni: answer is...? namjoo: sip jeon dae bo tang!!!!!!!!!!
(what? what a pity!) bomi: what did i say? namjoo: jib jeon dae bo jjang... doni: you said jib jeon dae bo dang~ doni: hayoung said simpson voice imitation~ coni: then our son naeun-ie~ what did you saynaeun: cheong choon po cha? (wow youth food stall! sounds yummy!) doni: cheong choon po cha became cheong choon bo sal~ doni: unfortunately, you failed the first round!
coni: you can change the order too! apink: should we change it? (letting the biggest crisis bomi stand at the front)namjoo: yes unnie please be at the front! hayoung: please play sistar sunbaenim's song~ coni: yes it's better for her to be at the front~ doni: we're starting~ please face the other side~ start! / chorong: wow this song is good! (this happened again when music started...)namjoo: woooooo!!!!!! wooohoooooo!!!!!!!! (word: ee-goo-ah-na)*iguana* eunji: this oppa is weird!*i think it's block b's jackpot*
(using her facial expressions to say the word)bomi: ee goo ah na!*bomi pls chill* (using her entire body to express)bomi: ee goo ah na! (this side is overly hyped) (finished delivering the word "iguana") eunji: ee (eunji is the best)eunji: goo (eunji is the best)eunji: ah (eunji is the best)eunji: na! (suddenly became a person with rich expressions)*hahahaaa my spirit animal*
(precise precise) (this person... are you at a karaoke place...?) namjoo: ji roo ha daaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*ji roo ha da = so bored**send help pls hahahahaha* (so bored!!!!!)namjoo: ji roo ha daaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! (blank)doni: oh this game is boring! (this game genius is oblivious about what's happening)coni: it became ji roo ha da! (still blank) hayoung: ji roo ha da! (hayoung heard the wrong answer correctly)
(giving the wrong answer with sincerity)hayoung: ji roo ha da! coni: okay next! (please)bomi: nonono! that's not right! naeun: ee naeun: goo naeun: ah naeun: na! (iguana?) (oh my god)
(naeun overturned the game) (everyone please quiet down and pay attention to the leader...) chorong: iguana! (what in the world!) (apink got the right answer!) (trembling) naeun: did we really get it right? it was really iguana?! (a miracle)doni: how did "ji roo ha da" become "iguana"?!coni: namjoo said ji roo ha da~ hayoung: unnie you said "ji roo ha da" to menamjoo: yeah! ji roo ha da!
(iguana => ji roo ha da => iguana) (heol)naeun: the shape of the mouth was similar namjoo: wow! how did you get iguana?! (as expected variety partners! experimenting at the same time)coni: but this situation happened many times before~ doni: wow! it is actually similar! coni: bomi is very good at explaining! she sacrificed herself to say the answer! she was standing here and was like: (sacrificed her looks for the game)coni: ee goo ah! you really looked like an iguana! (ðÿ’• world's most beautiful bomi)namjoo: let's continue this momentum! doni: you only need to get 1 more right to succeed!
namjoo: let bomi unnie to explain the answer! doni: we're starting! / coni: let's go!!!! (word: so geum jaeng ee)*water strider* bomi: may i use my body to express it? x2doni: yes of course! x2 (uh.... this is a water strider?)bomi: so geum jaeng ee! bomi: so geum jaeng ee! coni: this is hard! / doni: next! x2 (assaa! enjoying this!)doni: you can only say it twice per person~ bomi: eunji you can do it, right?
(as expected from game genius!)eunji: so geum jaeng ee! (namjoo understood right away) (but why did all of them did this pose?)namjoo: so geum jaeng ee! (tadaa!)namjoo: so geum jaeng ee!*hahahaha i love her* namjoo: so geum jaeng ee! (doesn't understand! a beautiful flaw appears once again) (what will hayoung say?) bomi: hayoung please! hayoung: so geum jaeng ee!
(accurately delivering the right answer) (3 water striders praying for the right answer)*hahahaha so cute i can't* (please...) (naeun also received the right answer perfectly)naeun: so geum jaeng ee! naeun: so geum jaeng ee! (maknae is very happy today) (very happy) (would apink be able to win the game machine?)doni: okay! the last one! answer! (thinking hard)
doni: stop stop stop~coni: shout out the answer! chorong-ah! say the answer! (even personally giving hints)coni: shout it! x2 (we)chorong: dook! (we are)chorong: rip! (we are doomed)chorong: saeng il!*dook rip saeng il = independent birthday* (anticipating) => (big disappointment) (aigo!) coni: independent birthday! chorong: i really don't know... t_t
(so close to victory yet so far....)doni: answer is... so geum jaeng ee! (trying to understand what went wrong)eunji: this kid said something weird, right? hayoung: i said so geum jaeng ee though eunji: you did?!bomi: everyone said so geum jaeng ee! (so it's... because of me...?)coni: namjoo how did you do it? namjoo: so geum jaeng ee!!!!!! (whole body) coni: dook rip? why did you think it was dook rip? chorong: am i the only one who got it wrong?!coni: yes (sorry...)naeun (?): wow eunji did great!coni: why did you think it was dook rip?
hayoung: unnie what did you say after dook rip? chorong: dook rip... uh what did i say again?coni: dook rip saeng il~ (she thinks it's funny too because she said it randomly)coni: you said "jaeng ee" as "saeng il" (merciless maknae! quick with her judgement & decision)hayoung: give her a punishment! coni: you were so close! hayoung: naeun unnie did well! just now she did well with "ji roo ha da" too!bomi: chorong unnie and eunji should switch position! (the game black hole has to go to the front without any excuse) (ah tears... elder rong can't control her body) doni: these kids...
doni: this is so sad! doni: this is the last question! if you got this one right, you can get all the prizes you asked for today! (already in an excited world! go go!)coni: let's do this! / doni: last question! chorong: wow this might be easy! chorong: yoo chorong: sang chorong: jong*yoo yoo sang jong = things of one kind come together* (sly yoon)(naturally moves her ear closer) bomi: oh i think i can hear a little! unnie please speak louder!
(laughter initiator - rongbbom combo) doni: next next next next! (persistent)bomi: one last time!! x3 (hiding from doni, silently pronouncing the words)coni: you can do this! x2 (ah... bomi again...) (frustrated) bomi: choon! (looking for some hints)bomi: choo! bomi: sang jo!
(i have no idea because i have no idea) (yoo yoo sang jong => choon choo sang jo)coni: continue! choon choo sang jo!*choon choo sang jo = pre spring & autumn?* (can't handle bomi)coni: the choon choo sang jo feel!bomi: choon choo sang jo! (from this point on, "yoo yoo sang jong"'s unlimited transformation)coni: hayoung won't understand this! (pressured) (it's really a gibberish festival!) doni: she looks really happy too! (hayoung i'm sorry! i don't know the answer so i'm just randomly moving my mouth) (impossible to understand)
coni: you have to speak louder! (sorry i don't know!) coni: she didn't know what it was and was just randomly moving her mouth (she actually made up a word!)hayoung: soo soo gge ggi!*soo soo gge ggi = riddle* (delivering the wrong answer seriously) (receiving the wrong answer seriously) (so enthusiastic)hayoung: soo soo gge ggi! (what will this word turn into... it's a riddle for sure...) doni: next~ x3 (the first criminal)
coni: if eunji got it right, it'll be a miracle! (we are used to it already)(hayoung's hyperness explosion)*she is singing to zico's "boys and girls"* (excited & slightly tipsy) naeun: nu naeun: gu naeun: saeng il naeun: nugu saengil!*nugu saengil = whose birthday* (yoo yoo sang jong is now in a frozen palace...)coni: nugu saengil! wow it actually became "whose birthday"! (will game genius eunji be able to create a miracle?)naeun: nugu saengil!
(tadaa!)eunji: do you saengil?*do you birthday?* (do you saengil) doni: oh! you're asking if it's someone's birthday?! mcs & eunji: do you saengil? x4 (insisting on do you saengil) coni: son naeun, what do you think it was? naeun: nugu saengil? hayoung: soo soo gge ggi namjoo: soo soo sang jo?
bomi: choon choo sang jo doni: the answer is...? (yoo yoo sang jong) (omona) (what is soo soo sang jo) (what is do you saengil) (reflection time)eunji: i actually heard oo yoo!*oo yoo = milk* eunji: so i was thinking "nugu saengil?" "do you saengil?" (apink's whisper game demonstrated their variety skills)doni: the answer was yoo yoo sang jong~ (rewriting profile - twice)
doni: our tzuyu, momo, sana, mina (misamotzu - korean language test)doni: let's see how much did they improved~ (misamotzu are in danger)coni: korean language test~ doni: cutting (?) with a blade, what should be in the blank? mcs: cutting stomach with a blade! (momo have the same thought!) mcs: cutting neck with a blade!coni: samurai! mcs: cutting "ssuak" with a blade! (getting scarier each time)
doni: enemies meet at (?) mina: meet on the street...mcs: meet on the street!!!! mcs: meet in the washroom!!! mcs: enemies meet in heaven!!!!! mcs: meet at the shooting scene!!! (misamotzu are full of creativity) doni: (?) will keep moving even if it gets stepped on (kindly explaining)nayeon: it will keep moving even if you step on it (completely clueless)doni: what will keep moving even if it gets stepped on
(pretending to understand: aha!) doni: it has 3 letters! (the first person who saw momo's answer) doni: nayeon, what's wrong? (super curious! what did momo write?)doni: wow because of the reaction, i am very curious! (momo is very serious right now)doni: let's start with tzuyu! doni: let's start with tzuyu! (tzuyu's answer is...?)doni: (?) will keep moving even if it gets stepped on? tzuyu: i really don't know the answer...
(we will reveal the answer shortly) doni: (?) will keep moving even if it gets stepped on? (nayeon nim) mcs: nayeon nim will keep moving even if (she) gets stepped on!!!!!!! (as expected! twice's tzumaknae!)nayeon: why me though? (what did she write? immediately changing her answer) (it's like she's taking an actual test) (oldest unnie doesn't mind)nayeon: it's the truth! coni: wow this chingu's obversation is good!
(anticipating momo's answer) mcs: monkey? weong soong ee?*her first one is actually the right spelling* (is this not right?)momo: i'll rewrite it again! (challenges once again)nayeon: she's rewriting it! (looking forward)doni: it seems like she knows that she wrote it wrong~ doni: let's take a look~ (weom seung ee) (weon seung ee)(weong soong ee) *(weon soong ee)**that's the right one* (sana who laughs along) doni: even though i don't know what she's talking about, but weom seung ee, weon seung ee, weon soong ee, weong soong ee! all of these will keep moving even if they get stepped on!
(happy)doni: okay monkey~momo: did i write it correctly? / doni: yes you did~ (nervous)doni: they write whatever is on their mind~ so innocent~ it's our sana's turn~ mcs: jirong-ee!coni: hahahahahaah*she wrote it wrong, it's supposed to bejireong-ee, which means earthworm* (after weong soong ee, jirong-ee appears) (what should we do about this?)mcs: jirong-ee will keep moving even if it gets stepped on! (what did i do wrong...?)doni: jirong-ee is the closest answer! coni: it's very cute though! jirong-ee! doni: but it's possible to heard it as "jirong-ee" in person! (teacher... what about my weong soong ee?)doni: mina's turn! 1,2,3!
(so interesting)mcs: centipede! (tadaa!) coni: wow! you actually know "centipede" in korean! mina: at first, i thought it would be ants, but you said it has 3 letters, and the only insect that i could think of that has 3 letters is centipede~ mcs: ahhh! centipede! doni: the correct answer is: jireong-ee! sana's answer was the closest one! (aigo seriously)sana: ahhhh! doni: do you want to rewrite it?coni: try writing jiryeong-ee~ coni: wow they learned their korean well!
(broadcast from production team's hard disk is over! next wednesday @ 6pm, idols & doniconi's funny interactions will start again!) (hyungdon & daejoon)(yes balabi! #sexy side) (yes balabi) (sek sek sek) (sexy side!) (sek sek sek sek sek sek) (bam ba ra bam ba ra bam bam!) (yes balabi!) (bam ba ra bam ba ra bambambam!)
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